I'd do backflips but I am way too cool

'did i really just get bit by a spider or am i freaking out over nothing' hot new single from tumblr user lordcantiloupe

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

posted 1 hour ago via duckindolans · originally bendsfire
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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?


the idea of harry potter not only straddling two worlds between him (the british wizarding world and the british muggle world) but also being met at each end by two entirely different systems of historical dehumanization/subjugation (with harry on one hand being a half-blood in a society built on blood pedigree and on the other hand being black mixed-race in a society built on white supremacy) is at once extremely tragic and extremely compelling narratively

it’s also interesting that either status has a completely negligible effect within the opposite world (i.e. harry’s blood status means nothing in muggle britain and his race means nothing in wizarding britain)

mixed-race harry continues to rise to the top as the most narratively compelling interpretation of the text





i sincerely hope ive never done the ‘reblog a post celebrating a character with negative opinions about that character’ thing because it really annoys the fuck out of me

posted 5 hours ago



I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr

Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter

Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself

Did you recognize the master before the doctor did

Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?


Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character 


Anonymous asked: "Can you draw Armin Arlert? You don't have to if you don't want to :)"


Here you go, anon friend

I hope a quick sketch is alright. I don’t normally take requests or anything but for some reason people here really want me to draw Armin? Haha, I’ve gotten quite a few messages in my inbox asking me to draw him so, here he is.